And here's what transpires in my head:
Funny you should ask about the towels. I was just in search of kitchen towels today. I prefer tea towels because they don't get all sassy with lint. Lint pisses me off. Remember, I have no dishwasher, so my towels need to dry my dishes without irritating me.
I'll ask. I like their birdcage & bike tea towels.
I haven't watched that move "The Birdcage" in a long time.
That's a damn funny movie.
Funny how my grandmother hid it from us. Probably because she thought it was 'sinful'.
That was a vhs tape anyway.
Where is that dvd/vhs player?
Maybe the kids have it somewhere. Basement? Crap, who cares, I don't even have the movie anymore.
I want chocolate.
Oh yeah, press "post"
Now you've had a glimpse into my head.