These things could only happen to me. And maybe you, bless your heart.
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Halloween Is Over, But I'm Still Scared
It takes a lot to shock me. The other day I came out of my doctor's office and on the way to the car in some landscaping thingy in the parking lot I spied a giant pair of granny panties. Who does this? Who tosses their giant butt-covers on top of wood chips and doesn't look back. It's haunting me.